Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer CHORUS: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow.   When we found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminating Claus marks on her back. CHORUS   Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been taking this so well. See him in there watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.   It's not Christmas without Grandma, All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? SEND THEM BACK!!! CHORUS Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!) And the blue and silver candles, That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.   I've warned all my friends and neighbors, Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. Sing it, Grandpa! CHORUS		LYRICS Angels We Have Heard On High Away in a Manger Drummer Boy Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Santa Claus is Coming to Town The First Noel 12 Days of Christmas Mrs. Claus's Kitchen Legends of Christmas Christmas Carols Post Office Santa's Workshop Calendar Santa's Elves Meet Rudolph Santa's Village Christmas Links Christmas Movie List   © 1998 Icy Elf. All rights reserved.